Hello yet again, lovelies!

As usual, I don't have much to blog about.
Yet.

BUTBUT. I did spend an entertaining two hours online last night, talking over Skype with Roy and Matt.

BE STILL MY LAUGH GLANDS.

I laughed so hard that I spat diet soda into my eye. o_O I'm not quite sure just how one does that; but I did. [Yay, they should run a Guinness World Record on this! First Girl To Spit Diet Soda Into Own Eye!]

Annnnnyway. I shall entertain myself! by posting bits of our incredibly inane, incredibly random, incredibly cheesy convo here.

Matt: ROY IS A TWAT!
Cara: www.yeahbutmatt'sabiggerone.com
[And later on...]
Roy: I just want to say thanks, Cara, for standing up for me just now against Matt.
Cara: ... Eh?
Matt: She didn't stand up for you. I said that "Roy's a twat" and she said "Matt's a bigger one''. She didn't say that you weren't a twat.
Roy: ....o_O
Cara and Matt: *chortle*

Roy: And in England to get around; I had to take THREE underground trains. THREE!
Matt: Yeah, you should just have walked instead.

Matt: Dear passengers, the train is about to explode. You may soon experience fire and lack of oxygen. Kindly stay in your seats, and please stay calm. Thank you, and have a nice trip.

Matt: Yeah my singing's bad.
Cara: No it isn't.
Matt: Yeah it is. ...See? You're laughing.
Cara: o___O That was a sneeze.

Yayyy, deelytefool random cheesiness which nobody else understands or finds funnehhh!

*snicker* Matt and I tried to do HSM duets over Skype- but they turned out sounding awful [AWFUL, I TELL YOU!] because of the stupid connection delay. TWO BORED SPAZZES SITTING IN A TREE. S-T-O-N-I-N-G.

Matt and I have also decided that if and when Roy actually does visit Singapore, he will stay in the YMCA.
*bursts into song* IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y-M-C-A, IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y-M-C-A.

Wheeeee!
I'm hyperrrrrr.
Could you tell?
Could you really?

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D!

YES, AND I TOTALLY AGREE. "CARA AND MATT PWN!"
[And I didn't know that some people pronounce pwn as poon.]

WE PWN POON!

I'm going to watch MTV and eat my snails for dinner now.
Snail salad.

Mmmmm.